- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Women's rights.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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