- Anti Joke

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Katy Perry

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

White NBA players.