- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

Guess what? AIDS!

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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