Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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Kys

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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eh

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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