- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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