- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What stops a train? A missile

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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