What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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