- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Ready for something funny? nothing

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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