Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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