What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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