Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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