- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

Knock Knock? Come in.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

a black guy hates chicken.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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