- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

I'm so full I could stop eating.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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