- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Your mother just died.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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