A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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An anti-joke

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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