- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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