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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

An man walks to a bra

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