what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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y u no like me joke?

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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