what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

your mom is so fat.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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