- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

speak now or forever hold your pee

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Gordon Brown smiles.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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