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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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