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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

The duck didn't cross the road.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Donald Trump

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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