- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

your mom is so fat.

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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