- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? snicker F*ck a duck.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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