What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

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What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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