- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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