- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

I put my baby in a microwave.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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