- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

9/11

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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