If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

FUCK THE JEWS

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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