- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

Whats brown a sticky, shit

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

whats gay and american? a gay american

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Julian Ha.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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