Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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gingers

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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dickdickvdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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