- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Women's Rights..

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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