Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

My cat just died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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