- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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