What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

sky's sty

mexicans fishing

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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