- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Justin beiber's penis

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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