Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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My cat just died.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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