what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

what did jacob say to coach a joke

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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