what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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