- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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