- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Smelly Indians.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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