- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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