Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

anti jokes are really funny

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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