a man checks his mypsace

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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