- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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