saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Theres an app for the iPhone.

WNBA

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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