- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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