- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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