So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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