- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

why is pie good. because it just is.

Stephen Hawking

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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