- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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