- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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