- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

The chicken crossed the road.

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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