- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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