- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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