Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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they told me not to write here but i did

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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