- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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