- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Fat people

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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