- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

save me from the nothing ive become

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

TIMMY

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