What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

a black man did not eat chicken.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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