Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

richard is fag

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Gretta has five legs? -no

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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