- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Cripples are lame.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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