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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

one morning i turned on my tv

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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