Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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