- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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