What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

#Hanging Degus

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Andoni was here

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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