- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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