- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

eoin burgin is fat

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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