- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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