why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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What's the new green? Green

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No antijoke here.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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justin beiber sucks

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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