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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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