- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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