What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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womens rights

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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