what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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Stephen Hawking

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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Hey

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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