NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Girls Lacrosse.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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