- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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