- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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