Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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