Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

poop.

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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