- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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