- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Firgen and the blung brigade

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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