What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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