- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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