How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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I love pissing people off :P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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