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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Robert Mugabe.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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