- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

A jew enters a mall.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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