A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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