If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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