A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

What is funnier than 24 69

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Anti Joke

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