What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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Justin's life

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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