- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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