You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

thumb_up thumb_down +16

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops