- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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