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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

PENIS lol

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

What do we call Osama? Osama

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

Three baby seals walk into a club...

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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