What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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