- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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