What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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www.xnxx.com

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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