A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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