I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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