Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Obama = ebola

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

i wonder who made this website? a human

Puns are terrible. I love them.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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