- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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