- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

my egg roll

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Pickles are powerful

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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