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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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