- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Why can't february march Because april may

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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