Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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A jew enters a mall.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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