What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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