- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

How old are you? 7

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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