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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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