Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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