- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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