What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Justin's life

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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