Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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A man walks into a bar

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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