A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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