You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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