Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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