Once upon a time, The end.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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