- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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