- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

they told me not to write here but i did

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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