A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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