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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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