Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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