Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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whats long and black? a baton

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

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A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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