What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

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Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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