Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Guest what in the butt

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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