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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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