- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

nothing

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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