- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

knock knock Dave's not here.

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Knock knock come in.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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