knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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No antijoke here.

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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Anti Joke

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