- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Guest what? Dog

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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