Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

what is 3+3= 8

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Smelly Indians.

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