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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

The New York Giants

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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