Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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