Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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