what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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LOL

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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