- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

whats 1 + 1? 2

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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