- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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