- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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