- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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