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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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